April 14, 2009

We give people a tax deduction if they drive a green car.

Hello, My name is Cameron.

100% Dole Apple Juice is the best apple juice you can buy at UVU.

My friends here at school rave about cherry chocolate muffins. I've looked for one every day I'm here since I started attending.. Today I found one. Its amazing just like they said... they arent just eating them in their imaginations.

Cherry Tree!!! Congratulations!!! I'm so proud of you two. Also thank you for letting me come to jannas house to play the wii// Paint easter eggs. You two are like my third or fourth set of parents.


My cars name is Walter.

Wanna see what sarah evolve?


lollipop Chorus

Sarah, Why are you tilting your head weird? This isnt one of those school pictures where they force you to tilt your head.

Middle School!

Awkward School!

High School!

Yeah... I dont see much of her anymore. Last time I heard she was trying to assassinate the prime minister of micronesia.

March 5, 2009

Stuff White People Like

Moleskine Notebooks
Funny or Ironic Tattoos
Taking a Year Off
Sea Salt
Ugly Sweater Parties
Political Prisoners
Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore
Promising to Learn a New Language
Pea Coats
Frisbee Sports
The Onion
Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music
Self Aware Hip Hop References
Unpaid Internships
Girls with Bangs
Children’s Games as Adults
Being Offended
Bumper Stickers
The Ivy League
New Balance Shoes
Free Healthcare
Music Piracy
Book Deals
San Francisco
Dinner Parties
St. Patrick’s Day
Having Gay Friends
Outdoor Performance Clothes
Bad Memories of High School
Hating Corporations
Graduate School
The Idea of Soccer
Modern Furniture
Multilingual Children
Musical Comedy
Bottles of Water
Threatening to Move to Canada
Oscar Parties
Study Abroad
Being the only white person around
Difficult Breakups
Mos Def
Michel Gondry
Standing Still at Concerts
Co-Ed Sports
Expensive Sandwiches
Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
Natural Medicine
Kitchen Gadgets
Sarah Silverman
Living by the Water
Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
Arts Degrees
The Sunday New York Times
Asian Fusion Food
Public Radio
Indie Music
Apple Products
Arrested Development
Breakfast Places
The Daily Show/Colbert Report
Wrigley Field
80s Night
Not having a TV
David Sedaris
Having Two Last Names
Writers Workshops
Being an expert on YOUR culture
Hating their Parents
Gifted Children
Having Black Friends
Non-Profit Organizations
Asian Girls
Making you feel bad about not going outside
Barack Obama
Organic Food
Farmer’s Markets
Film Festivals
Religions their parents don’t belong to
Talking with neighbors at the edge of the driveway

March 1, 2009

Stephon Marbury Can't Just Waltz In Here Off The Streets.

Stephon Marbury. A pistol packin' gangster, trouble maker, poor sport, loser, with a lot of basketball talent and his very own cheap line of "starbury" shoes.

The reason I write a blog about this waste of space is because he just signed with my favorite team, the Boston Celtics. He is one of the most talented athletes in the NBA but he hasnt even stepped foot on the hardwood this year, or last year even, because he didnt want to play for a losing team(New York Knicks). Isnt that a bit ridiculous? The New York Knicks, One of the most respected teams in the NBA.. is paying this punk tens of millions of dollars a year to play for them and he just sits there? Its a DISGRACE. He should have been banned from the NBA.

I'd love to play in the NBA. In fact, I'd pay 30$ a month to be in the NBA!

Anyway.. So New York gladly handed him to the Celtics recently. I'm willing to forgive Stephon if he contributes to the Celtics and stops whining. But as of right now, I'm disgusted that my team would even pick up such a punk. He better start playing basketball like he used to before he turned into the worst person on earth.

And for his "starbury" shoes. I own a pair. They cost 9$ at Steve & Barry's. They look semi cool so why not get a pair?

February 21, 2009



9 ways to treat a woman.

They are both very.. crude. I thought they were hilarious though.. haha any thoughts?

February 10, 2009


Keith. My best friend Keith left on a mission last wednesday.. I'm sad but it was time to cut the cord. He'll be a great missionary and we had some great times. We are going to live in a coltasac together when we grow up. He is an awesome human that resembles santa in a way. how you wonder? Well Keith equals santa with no emotion, but he has white hair and can grow a big white beard that is a mix between santas and pao gasols. I miss him because he is keith there is no other way to describe it.
Keith has some nicknames... Once you see these pictures you'll understand why he has them.
"polar keif"
"Sex God"
uhh that one doesnt really ... yeah.
"Cookie Slayer"

yeah those are his nicknames. Hes great I wish everybody got a chance to meet him.

I'm freakin pumped! Go keith!


Go Keith!

Yeah Keith!

WHOA... SLOW DOWN DENISE..You can't just waltz in here off the streets and demand to be in my crew...

I love this kid.

February 3, 2009

Rules are: Anything you have done has to be in bold. How much have you done?!

1. Started your own blog
2. Slept under the stars
3. Played in a band (the dirty squirrels with steele and christian?)
4. Visited Hawaii
5. Watched a meteor shower

6. Given more than you can afford to charity
7. Been to Disneyland
8. Climbed a mountain

9. Held a Praying Mantis
10. Sang a solo
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch
15. Adopted a child (Not yet.. John Mayer and myself are planning on it soon)
16. Had food poisoning
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept on an overnight train
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked

23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a lamb
26. Gone skinny dipping

27. Run a Marathon
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run
32. Been on a cruise

33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught yourself a new language (steve has... only steve..)
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David
41. Sung karaoke
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had your portrait painted (I painted myself.. and it made the art show!!? does that count..?)
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud
54. Gone to a drive-in theater

55. Been in a movie
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business
58. Taken a martial arts class
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
62. Gone whale watching
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Gone sky diving
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check
68. Flown in a helicopter
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten Caviar
72. Pieced a quilt

73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
77. Broken a bone (uhh... yeah I break about one a day.)
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle (ha! that vespa so counts.)

79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book (no book... but a poem of mine got published in the eighth grade yeah!)
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Read the entire Bible
86. Visited the White House
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating (Fishing + hayden and I once killed a squirrel with a rock and a stick. and then cut its tale off because our scout leader made us..)
88. Had the Chicken Pox
89. Saved someone’s life
90. Sat on a jury
91. Met someone famous (psh sold shoes to thurl bailey a few weeks back no big deal......)
92. Joined a book club (ha Lynnette made me at lone peak elementary!)
93. Lost a loved one

94. Had a baby (who knows.)
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee

100. Visited Italy

44% ... hmm...

January 27, 2009

Sitting Against The Wall Makes You The Cool Kid

Its true. Right now I'm sitting next to a window. It is freezing cold yet I am going to stand my ground because sitting against a wall or window automatically makes you the coolest. Everybody around you is filled with jealous rage and they worship you for the rest of the class. Once its over, you are no better then anybody else.

You know you are play too many video games when the background of your laptop is a cartoon woman from the game "resident evil" holding a shotgun in her hand with a belt full of ammo. Yes. The kid next to me has that as his laptop background. and yes he has invited me to three halo tournaments in the past two weeks. No I have not attended nor do I ever plan on attending one.

K so who's with me.. those kids who ask random questions and delay the teacher from teaching because they want attention need to be slapped in the eye. If you have a valid question, then be my guest. Ask away. But dont you DARE hold me after class because you have a backpack with wheels on it and you like to ask questions that may/may not help you out with your insecurity issues.

My nose is freezing because this class is zero degrees fahrenheit. Though since I'm by a window.. entertainment comes easily. People are constantly walking on the sidewalk just outside the window. They can't see me... but I can see them. It's creepy but it makes for a perfect people watching scenario.

BTW... I just noticed that resident evil kid next to me has a little countdown tab on his background that tells when the next resident evil video game comes out. It's at 44 days 12 hours and 22 minutes and 34 seconds if anyone was wondering. Thank you and have a great day.