March 5, 2009

Stuff White People Like

Moleskine Notebooks
Funny or Ironic Tattoos
Taking a Year Off
Sea Salt
Ugly Sweater Parties
Political Prisoners
Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore
Promising to Learn a New Language
America
Halloween
Hummus
Pea Coats
Frisbee Sports
The Onion
Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music
Self Aware Hip Hop References
Facebook
Unpaid Internships
Girls with Bangs
Sweaters
Children’s Games as Adults
Being Offended
Bumper Stickers
Grammar
The Ivy League
Scarves
New Balance Shoes
Rugby
Free Healthcare
Music Piracy
Book Deals
San Francisco
Dinner Parties
St. Patrick’s Day
Having Gay Friends
Outdoor Performance Clothes
Shorts
T-Shirts
Bad Memories of High School
Hating Corporations
Graduate School
The Idea of Soccer
Modern Furniture
Multilingual Children
Musical Comedy
Bottles of Water
Threatening to Move to Canada
Oscar Parties
Gentrification
Study Abroad
Being the only white person around
Difficult Breakups
Mos Def
Michel Gondry
Standing Still at Concerts
Co-Ed Sports
Recycling
Expensive Sandwiches
Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
Bicycles
Natural Medicine
Japan
Juno
Lawyers
Apologies
Kitchen Gadgets
Dogs
Sarah Silverman
Living by the Water
Irony
Vintage
Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
Arts Degrees
The Sunday New York Times
Asian Fusion Food
Public Radio
Plays
Sushi
Indie Music
Apple Products
Netflix
Arrested Development
Renovations
Breakfast Places
The Daily Show/Colbert Report
Architecture
Marijuana
Vegan/Vegetarianism
Snowboarding
Wrigley Field
80s Night
Not having a TV
Marathons
Manhattan
David Sedaris
Wine
Microbreweries
Having Two Last Names
Writers Workshops
Being an expert on YOUR culture
Traveling
Awareness
Hating their Parents
Gifted Children
Yoga
Having Black Friends
Tea
Non-Profit Organizations
Asian Girls
Making you feel bad about not going outside
Barack Obama
Diversity
Organic Food
Farmer’s Markets
Assists
Film Festivals
Religions their parents don’t belong to
Talking with neighbors at the edge of the driveway