CAMERON BAMERON

We give people a tax deduction if they drive a green car.

2009-04-14T09:11:00.000-07:00

Hello, My name is Cameron.

100% Dole Apple Juice is the best apple juice you can buy at UVU.

My friends here at school rave about cherry chocolate muffins. I've looked for one every day I'm here since I started attending.. Today I found one. Its amazing just like they said... they arent just eating them in their imaginations.

Cherry Tree!!! Congratulations!!! I'm so proud of you two. Also thank you for letting me come to jannas house to play the wii// Paint easter eggs. You two are like my third or fourth set of parents.

ummmmmmmm...

My cars name is Walter.

Wanna see what sarah evolve?

Hair!!

lollipop Chorus

Sarah, Why are you tilting your head weird? This isnt one of those school pictures where they force you to tilt your head.

Middle School!

Awkward School!

High School!

Yeah... I dont see much of her anymore. Last time I heard she was trying to assassinate the prime minister of micronesia.

Stuff White People Like

2009-03-05T13:10:00.000-08:00

Moleskine Notebooks
Funny or Ironic Tattoos
Taking a Year Off
Sea Salt
Ugly Sweater Parties
Political Prisoners
Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore
Promising to Learn a New Language
America
Halloween
Hummus
Pea Coats
Frisbee Sports
The Onion
Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music
Self Aware Hip Hop References
Facebook
Unpaid Internships
Girls with Bangs
Sweaters
Children’s Games as Adults
Being Offended
Bumper Stickers
Grammar
The Ivy League
Scarves
New Balance Shoes
Rugby
Free Healthcare
Music Piracy
Book Deals
San Francisco
Dinner Parties
St. Patrick’s Day
Having Gay Friends
Outdoor Performance Clothes
Shorts
T-Shirts
Bad Memories of High School
Hating Corporations
Graduate School
The Idea of Soccer
Modern Furniture
Multilingual Children
Musical Comedy
Bottles of Water
Threatening to Move to Canada
Oscar Parties
Gentrification
Study Abroad
Being the only white person around
Difficult Breakups
Mos Def
Michel Gondry
Standing Still at Concerts
Co-Ed Sports
Recycling
Expensive Sandwiches
Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
Bicycles
Natural Medicine
Japan
Juno
Lawyers
Apologies
Kitchen Gadgets
Dogs
Sarah Silverman
Living by the Water
Irony
Vintage
Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
Arts Degrees
The Sunday New York Times
Asian Fusion Food
Public Radio
Plays
Sushi
Indie Music
Apple Products
Netflix
Arrested Development
Renovations
Breakfast Places
The Daily Show/Colbert Report
Architecture
Marijuana
Vegan/Vegetarianism
Snowboarding
Wrigley Field
80s Night
Not having a TV
Marathons
Manhattan
David Sedaris
Wine
Microbreweries
Having Two Last Names
Writers Workshops
Being an expert on YOUR culture
Traveling
Awareness
Hating their Parents
Gifted Children
Yoga
Having Black Friends
Tea
Non-Profit Organizations
Asian Girls
Making you feel bad about not going outside
Barack Obama
Diversity
Organic Food
Farmer’s Markets
Assists
Film Festivals
Religions their parents don’t belong to
Talking with neighbors at the edge of the driveway

Stephon Marbury Can't Just Waltz In Here Off The Streets.

2009-03-01T13:55:00.000-08:00

Stephon Marbury. A pistol packin' gangster, trouble maker, poor sport, loser, with a lot of basketball talent and his very own cheap line of "starbury" shoes.

The reason I write a blog about this waste of space is because he just signed with my favorite team, the Boston Celtics. He is one of the most talented athletes in the NBA but he hasnt even stepped foot on the hardwood this year, or last year even, because he didnt want to play for a losing team(New York Knicks). Isnt that a bit ridiculous? The New York Knicks, One of the most respected teams in the NBA.. is paying this punk tens of millions of dollars a year to play for them and he just sits there? Its a DISGRACE. He should have been banned from the NBA.

I'd love to play in the NBA. In fact, I'd pay 30$ a month to be in the NBA!

Anyway.. So New York gladly handed him to the Celtics recently. I'm willing to forgive Stephon if he contributes to the Celtics and stops whining. But as of right now, I'm disgusted that my team would even pick up such a punk. He better start playing basketball like he used to before he turned into the worst person on earth.

And for his "starbury" shoes. I own a pair. They cost 9$ at Steve & Barry's. They look semi cool so why not get a pair?

Watch.

2009-02-21T11:59:00.000-08:00

Herpex.

9 ways to treat a woman.

They are both very.. crude. I thought they were hilarious though.. haha any thoughts?

KEITH P. HANTLA

2009-02-10T20:43:00.000-08:00

Keith. My best friend Keith left on a mission last wednesday.. I'm sad but it was time to cut the cord. He'll be a great missionary and we had some great times. We are going to live in a coltasac together when we grow up. He is an awesome human that resembles santa in a way. how you wonder? Well Keith equals santa with no emotion, but he has white hair and can grow a big white beard that is a mix between santas and pao gasols. I miss him because he is keith there is no other way to describe it.
Keith has some nicknames... Once you see these pictures you'll understand why he has them.
"polar keif"
"Sex God" uhh that one doesnt really ... yeah.
"Cookie Slayer"
"Mantla"
"meefer"
yeah those are his nicknames. Hes great I wish everybody got a chance to meet him.

I'm freakin pumped! Go keith!

Yeah!!

Go Keith!

Yeah Keith!

WHOA... SLOW DOWN DENISE..You can't just waltz in here off the streets and demand to be in my crew...

I love this kid.

2009-02-03T09:30:00.000-08:00

Rules are: Anything you have done has to be in bold. How much have you done?!

1. Started your own blog
2. Slept under the stars
3. Played in a band (the dirty squirrels with steele and christian?)
4. Visited Hawaii
5. Watched a meteor shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity
7. Been to Disneyland
8. Climbed a mountain
9. Held a Praying Mantis
10. Sang a solo
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch
15. Adopted a child (Not yet.. John Mayer and myself are planning on it soon)
16. Had food poisoning
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept on an overnight train
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a lamb
26. Gone skinny dipping
27. Run a Marathon
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run
32. Been on a cruise
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught yourself a new language (steve has... only steve..)
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David
41. Sung karaoke
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had your portrait painted (I painted myself.. and it made the art show!!? does that count..?)
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud
54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business
58. Taken a martial arts class
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
62. Gone whale watching
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Gone sky diving
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check
68. Flown in a helicopter
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten Caviar
72. Pieced a quilt
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
77. Broken a bone (uhh... yeah I break about one a day.)
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle (ha! that vespa so counts.)
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book (no book... but a poem of mine got published in the eighth grade yeah!)
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Read the entire Bible
86. Visited the White House
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating (Fishing + hayden and I once killed a squirrel with a rock and a stick. and then cut its tale off because our scout leader made us..)
88. Had the Chicken Pox
89. Saved someone’s life
90. Sat on a jury
91. Met someone famous (psh sold shoes to thurl bailey a few weeks back no big deal......)
92. Joined a book club (ha Lynnette made me at lone peak elementary!)
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby (who knows.)
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee
100. Visited Italy

44% ... hmm...

Sitting Against The Wall Makes You The Cool Kid

2009-01-27T09:17:00.000-08:00

Its true. Right now I'm sitting next to a window. It is freezing cold yet I am going to stand my ground because sitting against a wall or window automatically makes you the coolest. Everybody around you is filled with jealous rage and they worship you for the rest of the class. Once its over, you are no better then anybody else.

You know you are play too many video games when the background of your laptop is a cartoon woman from the game "resident evil" holding a shotgun in her hand with a belt full of ammo. Yes. The kid next to me has that as his laptop background. and yes he has invited me to three halo tournaments in the past two weeks. No I have not attended nor do I ever plan on attending one.

K so who's with me.. those kids who ask random questions and delay the teacher from teaching because they want attention need to be slapped in the eye. If you have a valid question, then be my guest. Ask away. But dont you DARE hold me after class because you have a backpack with wheels on it and you like to ask questions that may/may not help you out with your insecurity issues.

My nose is freezing because this class is zero degrees fahrenheit. Though since I'm by a window.. entertainment comes easily. People are constantly walking on the sidewalk just outside the window. They can't see me... but I can see them. It's creepy but it makes for a perfect people watching scenario.

BTW... I just noticed that resident evil kid next to me has a little countdown tab on his background that tells when the next resident evil video game comes out. It's at 44 days 12 hours and 22 minutes and 34 seconds if anyone was wondering. Thank you and have a great day.

Heres the thing..

2009-01-22T09:24:00.000-08:00

Energy drinks never seem to fail me. They always put me in the best mood. For instance I had a headache in my ethics class because we kept watching film clips of random romantic comedies. When I finally got out of that hellhole I went and bought myself a muffin along with a rockstar. Now i'm on top of the world just listening to my philosophy teacher talk about welfare fraud. His voice is like a mixture between fergie and jesus. When he talks I feel like I'm hovering over the entire class just watching everybody discuss abortion. Its angel like.

Steve - Was leavin the airport the other day and he ran into a cement pole and totaled his car. It is unfortunate and I feel terrible about it.. he had no ride home from school yeserday so he had a marines recruiter guy take him home.. but the marines guy didnt take him directly home he took him to the marines office where steve started a ruckus and pissed them all off. (go steve, they need to be taught a lesson) Yes.. they fight for our counrty god bless them but the recruiting officers are ridiculous. They come to high schools and say

"hey if you join the army we'll give you a boat with several attractive women on it and 20 grand instatnly! and you never have to do anything life threatening! all we ever do is play, play, play!"

You'd be a fool not to take that offer right?

I HATE Franklin Covey. They have taken over haydens life. He schedules everything in his sacrid life changing planner. He will no longer hang out on school nights.. he has started eating salads every night and he actually does his homework instead of procrastinating. He used to be a "wing it" guy but this stupid leatherbound planner has changed his life for the worst. I'm not sure if he'll ever recover.

Keith leaves for the MTC in 2 weeks. His farewell is this sunday. :(

The Boston Celtics are having a great year. 35-9 is where they are at. Pretty amazing. yet they are in third place right now behind the cavs and the Magic. Celtics V Magic tonight but of course Im working so I wont be able to view that nailbiter. They should still be first but they kinda all got hyped about christmas and lost about 7 games in a row. I forgive them though because christmas was exciting and that egg nog really takes a toll on your physical condition.

Life is solid right now.

The inversion is terrible though. Hilary Clinton. It's worse then I've ever seen it. Go up to snowbird and look down at the valley... You'll never want to come down that long and windy road. Worst of all it gives me terrible headaches that wake me up at 2 in the morning only to find a red flash coming from my blackberry. When I check my phone its a message from sarah saying

"hey i hear the inversion is bad.. is it giving you bad headaches?"

LOVE.

What is the biggest problem facing the world today? I'll leave you with that to ponder.

Look who creeping look who crawling still balling in the mist

2009-01-16T12:43:00.000-08:00

Pullin tricks looking slick at all times when I'm flipping
Bar sipping car dipping grand wood grain gripping

I will get my blood sucked if I dont blog.

Dagnabbit. I want to see NOTORIOUS. Comes out today.

I just love Biggie. I find his music to be hilarious. And I watched the trailer to NOTORIOUS and it seemed good. He wasnt always a home slice. I bet you didnt know that.

I got a new watch. I personally love it. My other watch got rallied when I went down on the vespa. haha

.. Dank.

2008 was the best year of my life. I graduated high school. Turned 18. Started college and had the time of my life. I'm excited/nervous for 2009. It should bring some major life changes.

Holy cow I just had the BEST APPLE EVER. They are Redish/green. way shiny. and they are just the right amount of sweet for an apple.

Just incase you were wondering... I still drink Arnold Palmers.

To my fans, and those who care. I'm sorry I havent blogged in over a month. Here are some pictures of what's up.

Thats Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years Eve... and everything in between. I live my life on the edge. I wasn't like every other kid who dreamed of being an astronaut... I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on trees.

I'll try to blog more because sometimes it makes me feel good depending on if people leave comments or not.

Gas prices and how I plan on changing my lifestyle because of it.

2008-11-21T12:41:00.000-08:00

I plan on quitting college, I'll just live in my parents basement. Work at dillards and make just enough money to pay for Arnold Palmers, gas, concerts, and cowboy boots.

I'll become a gangster and release a new rap CD called "Shady's back" It will work because I'll steal Eminems beats and put my own words to it.

... and of course, I'll shop at one place only. The place that has been loyal to us all for years and years. It doesnt have much to offer, but it hasnt ever quite gone out of business on us.

The Big K.

one more thing..

PARDON ME FOR TAKING BLURRY PICTURES I WAS DRIVING HOME.

..who has tickets to the Coldplay concert?

8 E I G H T 8

2008-11-17T11:46:00.000-08:00

8 shows I watch:

1. Heroes
2. The Office
3. Family Guy
4. Friends
5. Arrested Development
6. Seinfeld
7. WAZZUP MTV CRIBS!!!
8. (real) MTV Cribs

8 things that happened yesterday:

1. Went to church (Mckall, Cassidy, Trevor.. Where were you guys? You may as well do LSD if you arent even attending your LDS church. hababahabhaha I'm priceless)
2. NBA Live
3. Giants won
4. Jerry's Birthday
5. Pumpkin Pie
6. Saw McKall at dillons house
7. Watched Leatherheads
8. uhh.. Facebook?

8 Places I like to eat:
1. Iggy's
2. Five guys
3. Noodles
4. Cafe Rio
5. Janbo
6. Lynnettes House
7. Scotts House
8. GUAL BERTOS!!

8 Things I am looking forward to:

1. Thanksgiving in UTAH! (For once!)
2. Finding out when I work today
3. Christmas..Music!
4. Twilight midnight showing haha
5. This weekend
6. Mission
7. More snow
8. Life

8 I wish:

1. For a new watch

2. for my clothes I left in McKalls car... :) jk but really, I want the sweatshirt back.
3. My friends to not go on missions until I do..
4. New headphones
5. Money.. psh nah money ain't a thang
6. New Attire
7. Everybody up north, grandparents, Kisers, Uncle Tim, and Flint.. Migrate South!!!
8. I wish Satan would die

8 things I'm obsessed with:

1. Hayden
2. Womens Shoes
3. Grilling
4. Arnold Palmers
5. Spending Money
6. Snowboarding
7. You
8. People who wear their sunglasses on the back of their head.

8 songs for you to listen to:

1. Tuesday's Gone - Lynyrd Skynyrd
2. Silver - Nirvana
3. Non-Dairy Creamer - Third Eye Blind
4. What it's like - Everlast
5. Bixby Canyon Bridge - Death Cab
6. Elizabeth - RuRu
7. Bubble Toes - Jack Johnson
8. In the Arms of the Gypsy - SHAKE YOUR PEACE!

I found a drink to replace those watermelon Arizona's.

2008-11-13T22:04:00.000-08:00

Today I picked Tyson up to go to snowbird and he handed me a drink.

I HATED it at first.. but it took me all day to drink it and I'm obsessed with it now.

I told tyson "this drink is dank!" and he replied "Ya man try it with a blunt"

(Wont happen I'm more into prime times)

It is Ice Tea + Lemonade. As you can see it is called "Arnold Palmer" with pictures of him all over it.

Can it get any better then that?

Also... What is wrong with Ice Tea??

Thought I'd just let you all know that i found a new favorite drink..

You wont catch me dead without one of these in my hand!

Beep Beep I'm a Jeep.

2008-11-09T22:58:00.000-08:00

Charles Barkley.

Non-Fiction: It is nice to have Sarah out of the house, although I do miss her but I want my favorite hoodie back that she "retrieved then lost" after I left it at Big Tex's house (Tonsle Night)

these pictures are just about all i've taken lately..which is the best?

Brady, Steve James, or Eriks weird face. Vote today!

I get like 4 texts a day from Cherry Tree that contain racial slurs about the new president of the United States of America. These jokes often contain the words "cotton Field."

Lets just say nobody has to worry about Satan anymore, I kicked his A when he popped out at me on halloween.

"So no one told you life was going to be this way.
Your job's a joke, you're broke, you're love life's DOA.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear,
Well, it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year."

aww cameron dont be so negative..

Life!

2008-11-06T23:08:00.000-08:00

how about those Jazz?

Some pictures

2008-10-14T14:08:00.001-07:00

I do drugs

Before we knew incense gave you cancer...

Just pointing out... those are my sheets... in fact.. thats my bed. Martha Stewarts sheets = Life.

Best pictures ever huh?

I Don't Do Sleep

2008-10-07T23:05:00.000-07:00

Maybe thats why I'm so productive. Today I did all kinds of stuff.. Car wash, Sent a package at the UPS store, Haircut, filled up my car, ate, talked with my best ex-boss ever.. (bill), I'm now writing my second blog today, I played madden, I frowned upon Keith, Discussed politics with Dad, I discussed Stocks with Jenny and Dad. Ya all kinds of stuff..

If I could play an instrument such as the guitar I'd be bigger then John Lennon for sure.

When I grow up I'm starting a family band. I'll play the drums and I'll sing. Everyone else in my family will do other stuff such as the guitars and the kid I strongly dislike for not being as awesome as my other kids will take the keyboard.
We'll be a mix between Nirvana, Audioslave, and Jack Johnson. We WILL be bigger then the Jackson 5. Mark my words.

Fact: One thing every human craves is to have a famous quote that they get credit for. A quote that would be used in every day scenarios.. In schools, Businesses, anywhere. I havent thought of one but I'll just 'WOW' you all right now..It wont be hard.
"Nobody knows the depth of their own heart"

I just made that up. Poof. Its easy, If you have words such as "depth" and "heart" .. You can easily make up a memorable quote. Just as I did.

This quote is meaningless, But it sounds deep. What does that even mean?
It doesnt matter though.. Because people teaching classes use worthless material like this all the time. My Physical Science teacher is living proof.

"

Last Night...

2008-10-07T10:01:00.000-07:00

at about 3 30 in the morning.. I was getting ready to sleep on Eriks couch (yahoo) because his parents were out of town and a few of us were hangin out haha..
yeah so I got up to get a nice cold alcoholic beverage and when I came back I was about to lay down when a massive 20 foot tree (this is indoors by the way) fell on me. Soo.. ? It whipped me across the throat it hurt way bad I have a scratch still if anyone feels like viewing it. When I got up from the massive tree avalanche keith was standing in the corner of the room by the root of the tree laughing. He was going to get a blanket from the corner and accidentally knocked a 20 foot tree over onto me. The only reason I believe it was an accident is because..

Keith = a Polar Bear.

I think every person should own a pair of some really nasty lookin Jessica Simpsons.

In other news tonight I will be seeing Weezer/Angels and Airwaves/ Tokyo Police Club?

I'm crazy for Weezer. Angels and Airwaves... I havent come around yet..perhaps tonight will change that..

WHO the H is Tokyo Police Club? Please tell me.

oh by the way.. This week put a huge hole in my wallet. My laptop broke so thats 300$ to fix. 4 new tires and an alignment = 680$

:)

Also.. real quick if anyone wants a free "Keen" (Sandal Brand) T-Shirt.. Ya womens shoes hooks me up. Its in a mens large, Doesnt fit me so if nobody claims it soon i'll put it up on ebay and you'll never see it again.

The One Pound Challenge

2008-10-01T12:31:00.000-07:00

Yesterday..

Happy Birthday Cass! I hope you enjoy that green card of delight.

I got a raise at work! already! Im freakin pumped! I've been drinking green tea all gosh dang day because of it. Also.. I got the choice of a free bra or a free shirt. I went with the shirt but now im having second thoughts on whether that was the right choice. You tell me.

Let me tell you a story.

Fudruckers - Most white trash place on earth I hate it I HATE it!! anyways.. Hayden and Dillon showed up in womens shoes yesterday and said CAMERON. We are going to fudruckers and doing the 1 pound challenge as soon as you get off work. I agreed.. I always enjoy challenges.
The one pound challenge =
1. 1 Pound Burger
2. Large Cheese Fries
3. A massive brownie fudge sunday
(VOM)

it costs 17$ and if you finish it you get a t-shirt.
(from this point on I'm going to spare you the specifics)
When we embarked on the challenge hayden started off eating his burger and fries super fast but he had trouble with the last bite of his burger.. me and dillon took like an hour to eat our burger and fries. Finally we all did it.. and we started on our sundays..

I'll stop the story there. We all finished and got T-shirts and a picture. Hooray. I'll never eat there again as long as I live.

Sarah took a picture of me after this whole thing. Its not pretty but maybe you'll get the opportunity to view it.

Which Kurt Cobain Line is more dark..

"Sell the kids for food"
or..
"Nature is a whore"

?

Dude freakin after I got home from the Fudruckers ordeal I walked in the door to ridiculous techno music and one of the top 10 coolest parties I've ever been to. I'd like to thank cass and Julie.. because you two made that happen by existing. Also I'd like to thank Sarah and Ryan for throwing the party and what not. I met some new people. Dan = Levi. Which is neat.

I got to see robbie, Ryan, Reese, Mckall, Syb, Cass, Sar, Scottie, Henderson, Jermaine O'Niel, Dan, semi levi, casper the friendly ghost, Trevor, oh jill, Courtney, bingo.
Who else did I leave out? uhh was adge there?
anyways. it was a good time. There was live music in Lynnettes Kitchen.. Performing was Nirvana, The little drummer boy, Michael Buble.

My tires are bald and my alignment is off I am super excited about that. It'll take a solid 700 + out of my paycheck.

It feels like I got a bullet right to the heart. Can someone please drive me to alta view hospital immediatley?.....

Wade and Spencer from my work want me to go clubbing with them but thats not really my thing so I'll play it cool. Riley and Trevor are pervs.

TREVOR AND RYAN PLAY HALO!!! HAHAHA CASS!

Sarah I love you.

Syb nice talking to you today. Agreed? Just think about my words let them burn in your mind.

I suck at blogging but who cares. k time for dillards. bye.

Did my Eagle Project benefit the community?

2008-09-27T11:15:00.000-07:00

Thats a million dollar question people. The answer is.. it maybe helped for a couple months. So all those little snot nosed bikers could have yet another trail to enjoy..

I'll cut to the chase. My Eagle Project is now gone. It was engulfed in flames.. and now its just a lame charcoal black mountain. It brings no smiles, it doesnt benefit anyone.. and it was a lot of wasted time and hard work. BUT we got some good pictures out of it. remember these?

Cameron + Scott

BIG DAVE.. My hero.

Thats a solid picture of some of my best friends. Look at how cute they are.

I was wearing a scout shirt.. Jerry's green scout pants.. and a white belt that was too big for me.............................................. throw me a bone i deserve to flip sarah off.

Yeah so all of that hard work.. we had 25 people there.. from 8 in the morning til noon..thats a lot of work. You do the math.
Never mind i'll do the math.
25 people x 4 hours = 100 hours of hard labor and smiles.

"I'M DUMB SHE'S A LESBIAN

2008-09-25T22:39:00.000-07:00

I thought I had found the one.. we were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good."

You bet your Boom Deeyay.

WEEZER!!!

October 7th.. :) E Center.

Who will be joining me?
Let me know. I'm sure there will be a handful of us going. If not, its your funeral see what I care.

Isnt it ironic that they were the first on my list that I made the other day..and now they are coming? I think its pretty cool but who cares.

Weezer's lyrics are awesome. So random and different.. hah :)

Music Is My Beach House.

2008-09-24T12:13:00.000-07:00

I realized something.. I realized that music literally is my Beach House. Its not an analogy.

I am going to ask myself a question.

Cameron, What bands would you pay BIG money to see in concert?

Great question Cameron thanks for asking... uhh

Weezer

Third Eye

Goo Goo Dolls

The Beatles - John Lennon Made that impossible because he got himself killed by stepping in the way of a mans bullet path.

Blessid Union Of Souls

Guns N' Roses

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Nirvana - again not possible.. thanks to the fact that Kurt ended his talented life.

Foo Fighters

Death Cab

Panic At The Disco

Unwritten Law - Syb wanna go? I'll bring the beers.. I'll bring the beers.

Kenney Chesney

Tim Mcgraw - I attempted this one but unfortunatley I had rocks in my leg + a hematoma (pregnant on my thigh) .. and this girl shut me down?

Uncle Cracker - Eh I'd pay 5$ tops to see him.

Johnny Cash - Screw mortality. You should still be living. Amen.

John Mayer / Jack Johnson - I'd give my hip to see these fellas
again.

Toby Keith

Sugarhill Gang

Earth Wind & Fire

Rascal Flatts ------ IF there was a girl I liked whom wanted to see them REALLY bad. haha

Switchfoot

Jimmy Eat World

Michael Buble - Jake, You in?

Simon & Garfunkel

K my list can go on forever...these are the bands I'd give my liver to see play. or 100+ dollars. Whichever is worth more.

Now.. I tag.. Sar, Syb, Sammie, Cass, Ali, Julie, Mom. Nobody else. Thats it. also.. remember.. I dont want to hear about what bands you like I want to hear about what bands you want to give your liver to.

K I love you. I need to go sell some Jessica Simpsons but i'll be back at 9 to read all of them. And if its not done I will be very upset. <3

I had an epiphany

2008-09-22T12:30:00.000-07:00

when I was driving to eriks house last night blasting my lovely music I had an epiphany. Simple as that.

Sarah - Sorry I always forget to bring your things out to provo.

Hayden - Lets take up ice hockey and lets start swearing to act tough. Also I hear that watching free willy numerous times in a row helps with back pain.

Erik + Keith - When you both leave on your missions in the bitter cold winter months.. Im pretty sure Jack frost is going to give my soul a kick in the pants. I cant live without you two humans.

Sam + Julie - I was hoping rosetta would break down so you could stay longer but uh.. shes a trooper so no can do. It was nice seeing you guys though.

Steven Mark Braby - You are at a dead even tie with David Cross in the contest to find the funniest person alive. Also.. thank you for helping me write that story last night its hilarious I think I may just make a blog about it. hahaha

"I’m dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister’s mascara now I’m grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can’t get through a hawthorne heights album without sobbing"

Sarah + Brady - It was nice having you guys in my bed the other night. We had a solid talk with a lot of meaning. It was also amazing repeating the one part on nacho libre over and over again where he just says "NACHOOOOOOOOOO!" Cass, Trev .. you guys know what I'm talkin bout'.. but you two didnt enjoy it near as much as we did so you're dead to me.

Trevor - I'm going to punch you square in the face next time you are late for church.

You tell me, Brainhead.

2008-09-17T12:34:00.001-07:00

Yesterday I was playing poker with my friends. It was the most fun i've had in like a day.

Freaking hayden got me even more stoked for winter because he kept talking about hot chocolate.. and then provo thursday got brought up. and now I want winter to be here NOW.

ALSO: yesterday.. hayden and myself decided to go see the rocker at 10:30 PM on a school night because we play by our own rules, nobody elses, not even our own. On our way to the movies in haydens lovely green jeep we pulled up to a light..and this cute girl pulled up next to us. I smiled at her, she smiled back.. and then she flipped me off. That makes negative sense huh? I know what you're asking yourselves.. Why did you smile at her? Answer: Because my know it all health teacher told me to. Did you even care to meet this girl cameron? No. I was just being friendly. She looked like a happy human being.

Today I wore my cookie beard shirt to school. I think its my favorite shirt because whenever I wear it I am way outgoing / My regular randomness is multiplied by at least 4.

What makes me smile? Nacho libre, Friends, and the fact that this one girl in my health class's biggest fear is being buried alive. (she's emo ask sarah for more details)

I'm multi restless right now and I cant figure out why but maybe its the fact that I got next to zero sleep last night because I had wayy too much caffine at that movie, and brady + sar were doing literally nothing but opening and closing creaking doors til 3 in the morning. I watched nacho libre like 1 1/2 times while attempting to fall asleep.

k I need to go to dillards. Its purple shirt day but I'm going with a plaid blazer instead. The one from my MTV cribs yo.

k thank you. and when I say "you" I mean the world. k bye

Dillards

2008-09-11T10:11:00.000-07:00

I got a job at dillards. Yeah baby. Interesting huh? yeah. Well Brady works there and loves it. And I love Brady. So dillards = Where I want to work. I am super excited it will be a nice change from the car wash. Although.. I will miss the wash dearly that is my heart and soul and I just had to finally pull the cord on it. (i may still work there from time to time because i'm still attached.)Want to see where everyone should live life? The 3 minute wash oh yeah! Dont judge the picture because there is a massive giant in the way.. he comes and goes.

Anyways I have been doing training for the past couple days and it is the most boring thing in the world. I sit in a blank room with a variety of interesting people and we all get to listen to the boss talk about sexual harassment. - Not that fun. Also.. I do not know where I will be working in dillards yet for sure but hopefully like.. Polo or Cologne?? Perhaps shoes but I dont think that will be my first placement. Im eager to know where I will be put haha. Anyways yeah so I swear the next person to text me "so where are you working in dillards" will be shot. With something mild like a paintball gun.. or possibly one of these throwing stars.

I wont actually throw one of those because it could probably puncture the skin of a rhino from a mile away. and i dont do that.

Did I invent hip hop? No, but I was there.

I love you.

A lot of people dont realize this...

2008-08-25T14:06:00.001-07:00

but.. I think the ENTIRE state of Utah smells like a camp fire. Reason? because Corner canyon kinda got engulfed in flames today. yeah. The whole mountain. Now black charcoal horrible nothing. I am in my basement right now, and it smells like smoke down here even. you cant escape.

anyways have a great day.

Get jiggy wit it - Will Smith.

This last week of summer

2008-08-21T15:15:00.000-07:00

Yes it is. It is the last week of summer. And it has been..unexpected. a crazy interesting week with extreme highs and lows all mixed together. Its been a love/hate week but I just wanted to share a few neat things that kept me afloat.

Jack Johnson - I thought i'd miss it because of Oregon.. but i didnt! It was an amazing concert. He was so good live... the best song he played was either "Do You Remember" or "Bubble Toes" He's top 5 musicians for me and I had the time of my life with my best friends. The tickets were super cheap for us once again because my bestie haydog has an awesome dad named Stan Johnsen who just happens to be the best ticket broker Utahs ever seen. He hooks us up and sometimes when i go over to his house he gives me a Cherry Vanilla Hansens soda which hold a special place in Stans heart..
I'm sorry but i dont have any pictures of the concert due the fact that Im an idiot and forgot my camera...

but i do have a picture of a hansens Cherry Vanilla Soda.

This week me and my friends have been playing poker. With chips and everything but not for real money because we arent rich or stupid. Although the temptation is just around the corner. uhh yeah so yesterday I was bored and I decided the plastic lame poker chips we were using were kinda gay..

So i fixed the problemo.. went to good ole K-Ma-part. K-mart* and bought me a legit poker set. I'll prove it to you. See we dont mess around. The poker team consists of: Dillon, Hayden, Christian, and Cameron. We compete against each other right now.. but give it a solid five to ten years and we'll be like the team on 21.

Sunglasses not included, but like i said, we dont mess around. We wear sunglasses while playing. It makes bluffing harder to read.

Moving on to today.

Sarah and I went shopping. It was great I spent too much money, but I dont regret it.. We hit up just two stores. Nordstrom Rack, and American Apparel. They are far away but going there once in a while is well worth it because you'll enjoy your purchases and the clothes make your moneymaker look goood.
We also went to hard rock cafe, ever been? its neat.. but expensive!

Tonight.
I am going to a free concert with Sar + Drin. Two people who are arguably the coolest people ever made. The concert will feature Broken Social Scene. Ever heard of them? Neither have I. But i'm going to take sarahs word and assume they are great because she us usually right when it comes to music.
These are the people.

That pretty much wraps up what I felt like sharing. If you have any questions or concerns you can email me at Cameronryther@hotmail.com or send a fax to 801-523-2510 that will be sent directly to Sandy's LSR Allstate Agency where it will be recieved by me.

Oregon + Washington

2008-08-20T12:53:00.000-07:00

So i finally went to Oregon. I hear so much about it. How great it is.. from everybody! I have wanted to go for a long time and last weekend I finally got the chance because my (step) brother Cory had to get some items from his mothers house who resides in Clackamus, Oregon. Thats a city similar to Sandy but its like 5 minutes away from downtown Portland.

I wash shocked when i arrived though.. it was 108 degrees in Portland.. also very humid (record breaking highs). and I figured it would be in the 70's tops because my good friend hayden says "Oregon is perfect for a sweatshirt and shorts" haha although it was much colder in seaside I'll admitt. Jerry and I also drove up to his brothers house near seattle. We stayed there and played 18 holes of the Gentlemen's Game. That was neat the golf course and the trees were amazing. I just need to work on my wicked bad slice I cant hit my driver to save my life. (I hit a house on one hole, and hit it into someones backyard pond on another) Help please?

here are some pictures... forgive me they kinda suck i took some of them from inside a car.. haha maybe you guys will recognize lots of the places.

Some dam on the way there. I thought it was neat.

This was a random...art piece? in the middle of Utahs west desert. It was strange.

This was a half sunken ship right outside of Astoria.

It appears to be the coolest bridge ever?

Seaside! (my favorite place out of all of Oregon/Washington)

Haydens fav bumper cars

May as well rename this place Cameron Land. Catch my drift?

Terrific foggy Seaside beach!

And there you have it.

Tagged.. I am.

2008-08-14T12:10:00.000-07:00

I am Adam Sandler + Owen Wilsons Spawn
I am grass
I am a butterfly
I am the Michael Jordan of assembling quality steering wheeles
I am Darius Miles
I am Miles Davis if peeing your pants is cool
I am the Joker
I am a digital camera
I am Tom Petty
I am the one who wears the pants in my relationships
I am John Candy's best friend
I am Rock
I am not a rock at the same time.. we discussed this
I am Billy Squier
I am the remote control
I am Chris Farley's naughty little pet
I am the Batman
I am the Delta Center
I am Red Sox
I am a sweaty WWE Wrestler
I am Mr Henning
I am the spawn of the tickle monster
I am a rodeo
I am Cameron Scott Ryther
I am the Three Minute Wash
I am Content
I am Whipped Cream
I am Leatherbees
I am American
I am Glass Bottle Coke
I am Albertsons brand of cream soda
I am Red Cream Soda
I am Wilt
I am Kevin Mchale
I am Waltzing Matilda
I am Acura
I am coffee ice cream
I am school for scoundrels
I am Rico
I am Dave
I am Hot Rod
I am snickers
I am footy pajamas
I am a quote
I am Hotel California
I am Mount Rushmore
I am a new beginning
I am bored
I am Bob Marley (snowie edition)
I am rasta
I am Utah
I am Willie Nelson
I am movie popcorn
I am trident watermelon gum
I am green stride gum
I am the cheese to your macaroni

Oregon?

2008-08-14T08:52:00.000-07:00

I recently found out that I am departing for Oregon today.

Reason: Cory needs to get all of his shuhh together from his mothers house so he can move back home to the greatest place on earth, Utah.

I am simply going to help Jerry drive because its such a long drive hes not sure he can do it all by himself.. also he wants company.

My two favorite bands right now are Audioslave and Augustana.

I have heard so much about Oregon from everyone. EVERYONE loves it. Especially Hayden, Sam, Cass, and Sar. So much fuss over it its about time i see it for myself so im pretty excited!

On the downside. I am missing two concerts that I want to see REAL BAD. One of which I have been counting down the days for, for a long long time.. :(

Clap Your Hands, Say Yeah. - Would have been Free and awesome.

Jack Johnson. Hes in my top 5 musicians of all time.. and im missing him.. Depressing.

Life is terrific though! Rumple Stiltskin is a good man. I have a bellybutton. Stay in school.

People of the blogging community?

2008-08-11T15:03:00.000-07:00

Sam. Tyler. You dont blog enough. Neither do I...but come on kick it into gear. specially tyler, step it up big guy.

Cassidy. Sarah. Syb. Pat yourselves on the back because you guys blog a lot. and it keeps me entertained.

I will now leave you with this..

Thats the reality people. Thats as American as it gets.

MTV CRIBS

2008-08-07T00:42:00.001-07:00

SO..Im terrible at blogging. I dont like to blog often because everyone else that blogs.. Cass, Sam, SARAH(MAINLY YOU..punk?), Syb, Adrienne, Tyler.. all you people are intimidating due to your crazy super blogging skills. along with anyones name that is not mentioned. every once in a while i need to just suck it up and write a terrible blog though. even if i get zero comments as usual.

Anyhooways.. Summer gets boring. When your not working.. and you need to stop spending money.. you need to get creative. Thats the bottom line. And that is exactly what me and my friends do. I'm just going to take this time to introduce everyone to my crib. Its neat and on a scale of 1 to 10 there is a 0% chance its my two houses combined. its just one house gentlemen and ladies.

You'll be checkin out Cameron's crib today, followed by Nelly.

this is my car everything is custom. Its hardly an acura anymore because i got everything custom. I'm Rich.

Yo Yo This is my door.

Check out the wood floors. They are from Tiger Woods house when he was a kid. I had them installed for ten million dollars its worth it though. its totally worth it because it helps my golf game.

Now this is the kitchen with granite countertops its dank i like it a lot. I bought the granite off of Kid Rock. Yeah it was Kid Rocks countertops but he gave them to me for two mil so i couldnt turn that offer down. I'm rich man it dont matta dawg ya dig?

Now lets look in the fridge. I dont drink anything but protein drinks. Nothin. My butler Herby wouldnt let me drink anything else if i tried because he knows how commited to excellence i am. I wouldnt have this crib if i wasnt so good at life.

I got my TV custom made for me how I liked it. I wanted the tv to be special so I decided to pay Tom Hanks 50 grand to assemble it for me.

This is my couch. Its where i like to spend my time. Very comfortable and sometimes my friends come over and sit here with me. Its my thinking area as well.

Now this here is my brand new malibu boat. It cost me 4 Million because of all the tweaks and custom paint jobs and what not. Its crazy there are actually diamonds in the white rims on my trailer.

Now this be my room. Its where I take my ladies. You can see i got the custom mini fridge with my sponsors also some trophys along with that really nice bear fur blanket. I hired John Candy to go shoot 8 bears and then he made me that blanket himself right before he starred in the movie "uncle buck"

Now this is my bed where the magic happens.

I like spending time right here. Never alone. I like gold diggers.

Now these... These are my prized shoes. I love them more then my golddiggers. They are all made specifically for me. I like them even more then my protein.

And this is my pimp juice. I drink some every day. It has a heavy amount of alcohol but it keeps me hip.

Alright MTV CRIBS thanks for your time but you should leave NOW.

Boston Red Sox

2008-07-19T12:56:00.000-07:00

Best Team Ever. Simple as that. Boston Red Sox reign supreme when it comes to baseball teams. The Yanks SUCK I hate them.

I dont have a problem with you if you dont root for the sox..but if you root for the yankees then you need to be shot. :)

June 20 - Now

2008-07-08T15:42:00.000-07:00

It has been fun. way fun. i love summer and i love life.
Since i last wrote my life has continued to make me a happy camper. With a hint of pain.

I hit some gravel and took a spill in (208)..got some wicked bad road rash and some stitches in my hand and also a CRAZY goose egg on my hip that has a fancy word and wont go away for a long time! hooray!

I have had a bbq almost every night for about a week and a half straight.
Been spending my nights lighting sweet fireworks and laying on a hammock. bingo.

I saw get smart twice.. without sam.. (sorry!)

I visit Gayvin Riche at the snowie daily. its awesome..and every once in a while chris cutler will be there as well.

My family recently started to jump on the FHE bandwagon again.

I like my non pothead best friends. also i like my pothead friends. I also love my family too, even though sarah said i wasnt a good person to be the "man of the house" yesterday.

Utah is the place to live. if you have a problem with it then leave.

had my birthday on july 3rd. sweet bbq. go sarah + mom. and jerry. we had a soft serve ice cream machine and it was the coolest birthday EVER.

i like the afters. and jimmy eatworld.

i feel like i'm surrounded with pictures of sarah and brady.

Hanging out with new people is multi fun when you just dont care what they think of you.

Sar bought me some sweet clothes in vegas! also i got a bunch of slacks from D.I. that fit wierd.

Hayden had a ponytail yesterday and now my life is complete!

I wish i had pictures but they're on sarahs camera. sorry charlie.

Country Music, Camerons Favorite?

2008-06-20T13:09:00.000-07:00

Well i'll tell ya folks, it is right now. huge fan of country music. Say Jay made me a playlist a while ago on a road trip..and ever since then me and country music have been hittin it off. I have a new favorite song every day... so throw me a bone.

My favorite song of the day, and maybe even the week right now is by Toby Keith Ft. Willie Nelson.

Beer For My Horses.

Thats the name of it. Take a deep breath, lifes short so you need to cherish this song while you can. Want the lyrics? ok you got it. You better read every sentence..and then the song may come to life.

Well a man come on the 6 o'clock news
said somebody's been shot
somebody's been abused
somebody blew up a building
somebody stole a car
somebody got away
somebody didn't get to far yeah
they didn't get to far

Grand pappy told my pappy back in my day, son
A man had to answer for the wicked that he'd done
Take all the rope in Texas
Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys
Hang them high in the street
For all the people to see

That
Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune
And we'll all meet back at the local saloon
And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing
whiskey for my man, beer for my horses

We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds
too much corruption and crime in the streets
It's time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground
Send 'em all to their maker and he'll settle 'em down
You can bet he'll set 'em down

Cause
Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune
And we'll all meet back at the local saloon
And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing
whiskey for my man, beer for my horses
whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

He knew
Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys,
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune
And we'll all meet back at the local saloon
And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singin' whiskey for my man, beer for my horses
Singing whiskey for my man, beer for my horses

Everyone keep in mind, Third Eye Blind will never be beat by anyone. best band ever. Goo Goo dolls are in a close second place...those are my two favs.

have fun today.

Heaven's Sake..

2008-06-15T18:14:00.000-07:00

Tell me where to work. My ideas are mens shoe store, Valet parking..thats about it so far..I better recieve a comment from the following people ASAP with good ideas of where to work.
List:
Tyler Joseph Carter
Say Jay
Sam Bam
Cass the bass
Syb "Big tex" rowsky

...and honestly..thats everyone that views my blog i think. proud of you guys though. tell me where i should work.

Love, Cameron Bill Ryther

THE!! BOSTON!!! CELTICS!!!!!

2008-06-12T23:48:00.000-07:00

If you know me, you know i like the Boston Celtics more then life. I have been "patiently awaiting for my chaince mayn" (patiently awaiting for my chance man) - Little Bow Wow. quote from the song Fresh AZIMIZ. ..i got off subject but yeah they have been amongst the worst teams in the National Basketball Association for years and years .. since 1989 to be exact. yeah, and on the off-season they acquired Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett, Creating the Big 3. (paul pierce, ray allen, kevin garnett)

the season went really well, they ended up with the best record in the whole league (66-16) if i did my math right. So when the playoffs are about to start Jerry was being a d bag saying "oh the celtics are old men they will break down in the playoffs, wont make it past the second round for sure"... THEY ARE IN THE FINALS BIG GUY!
i am tired and i want to listen to bon jovi right now dont ask why.

thats right, they are in the freakin finals baby! up 3-1 on the Los Angeles Gays. Which is the celtics biggest rivalry and also...ALSO the lakers are tied with the yankees as my most hated team in the world. so good job L.A. way to impress cameron.

...bottom line is im stoked..the celtics are going to win the championship and then i can die a happy man!

Ps: thanks for all the fans...and the people that send me the "go celtics!!" texts. you know who you are, big help. there are an abundance of you folks :D

Game Over.

2008-06-12T23:40:00.001-07:00

Yup done with high school. Doesnt feel much different yet. I am thinkin of quitting the wash and getting a job elsewhere. I want it to be a classy job though. thoughts? valet parking? ummm...selling cologne? (even though i wear it almost never) selling nice shoes? (copying brady) ...feedback on that one. while you think it over here are some pictures of me.

Ok, i told you i graduated. Where should i work?

Super crazy weekend.

2008-05-27T16:40:00.001-07:00

It all started on friday at 1 o clock when i departed the alta high school premesis. i had to run and get a bunch of signitures and stuff for my eagle project in an hour and a half and i ended up spending 20$ in gas in 2 hours. lame..

later that night i was in an intense game of horse with fredrick when i recieved word from sam that cassidy and herself were finally ready to hit up the bees game! so we all hopped in cass's "clutch mazda" as hayden calls it and head down. it was a good solid time, we got in for free due to sneaky-ness. we met up with gayvin jillian sarah brady and christopher cutler. on our way out we got roughly 12 free full throttles and a polo with horse shuhh on it. who rides horses in down town? well thats what is smelled like at least.

then saturday..i had my eagle project. yup, I Cameron Ryther declare myself an eagle. I am no longer a human being. after forging a trail me and my home skillets played basketball and baseball all day long...steele bragged about himself and skateboarded though. haha. (we sorta love him still though) Later in the evening we went to golden corral. That is where i officially decided i have never enjoyed a buffet in my life. why pay mass amounts of money for food that sucks?? even later on in that evening sam and cassidy decided to drive by and say hi for like ten seconds before leaving me and whoever else to go hang with cooler people til 7 in the mo'n

Sunday - the most eventful day of them all by far.

Church - didnt go, i slept.
Grocery store - i bought hansens cherry vanilla soda, judge me for it. i dont have a kitchen (at my dads house) boo.

then lets see what else... oh yeah me and sarah had a picnic thing and she beat me in a game of horse. psh..i wasnt trying though....right?
then brady and hayden came over, we were in the middle of a lovely game of horse when jillian drives by and says CASS JUST CRASHED ON MY SCOOTER HOP IN! so we travel to the scene of the accident and see poor cassidy with 6 rocks lodged in her eye brow. and syb wasnt too injured but she did have a knee gushing blood for a second. it scared me more then her i think. lets see...then we continued our game of horse.. then everyone left so me and hayden tied a rope to the back of his jeep and longboarded on it, it felt just like wakeboarding sweeeeeeeeeettt.
just after finishing our longboarding adventure i recieved a phone call from my sister informing us that we should travel to draper park so we can roll down the hill inside a massive tube of chaos and smiles. that was SO much fun although i felt sick after due to the cookies i ate on the way to the park. then we went back home and the females made cookies whilst the males + jillian played basketball. After getting sick and tired of those two activities (keep in mind sarah and brady were intercoursing in the basement like the entire night) we whipped out the N64 and engaged in golden eye + Mario cart. both great games. lets see.. then we looked at the year book, and hayden had a story to tell about every face he saw hahaha..and then before we knew it it was 3 o clock in the morning and we thought everyone had left..
sarah comes upstairs after she got done getting it on and she says "wheres gayvin and jill" I replied "they went home" and she replied "no, gayvins shoes are right here" then gavin and jill walked up with massive smiles on thier faces. they were in sarahs bed. go gavin...
then at like 3:00 - 3:30 me sam and hayden started watching zoolander, haha but hayden only lasted about 5 minutes into it..but me and samantha held strong :) after taking her home at like 5 in the morning or somethin crazy hayden and i went to guals..dont ask me how or why it just happpened..when we entered the 24 hour mexican restaurant stephen james was sitting inside with a bunch of punk skater dirtbags and he had on a white basketball jersey. he looked way way way out of place..but oh well maybe when leaf and rich get back he will stop being a loser.

and that is how the cookie crumbles folks. if you read this whole thing i respect you. thank you for your time and have a charming day. if you were mad there were no pictures, look at my previous blog. thats where they can be viewed at. sweet weekend huh?

SARAH

2008-05-24T16:39:00.000-07:00

Just Some Thoughts

2008-05-15T20:22:00.000-07:00

Not a fan of certain mormon related names. We know you are mormon you dont need to abuse your children by handing out terrible names.

In other news the other day i played halo for the first time in a long time, it was addicting. females will never understand why its so great but dont judge me for playing it sometimes. look at how happy taylor is playing (this picture was taken a long time ago, dont judge him but focus on the happiness from his face while engaged in halo)

I havent gone out to breakfast forever, its my favorite and i dont never do it. so help me.

Steve hates swords because everybody can teleport.

This guy came into the wash today and he looked like a mix between jack from tae kwon do! and coach harrington. it was wierd.

haha oh and when your girlfriend breaks up with you, dont change your voicemail to make yourself sound sad. people will lose sympathy.

Go steve your wrote this blog basically!

"cameron get our mail but no sleeping or having friends over at our house while we are gone. the air conditioning is off so it will be way hot, i doubt you'll want to stay here because it will be hot" - Lynnette Beste. Flip the air on and partay!!! my family went to Oregon Cameron-less so...i shall use the house to my advantage.

Plans for this weekend? oh i dont know...i might do some heroine. havent decided yet though its a toss up between heroine or extacy. help me decide please. or i was thinking maybe i'll go to a museum and not do any hard drugs. but im usually not a museum fan maybe the zoo.

This...

2008-05-14T22:11:00.001-07:00

Very well could be my favorite picture of all time but im not sure yet. we'll see.

You Bein a Nucka Head

2008-05-14T21:03:00.000-07:00

Today Manny Ramirez (boston red sox dude) had a pop fly hit to him. he ran up kicked off the wall, caught the ball, high fived a fan in mid air, and threw it back to get a guy out at 2nd. amen. keep livin life manny.

so i went to 7 eleven last night walked inside and decided.. "just slurpee no dog then go" when i got outside my car was done filling up. how much did it cost me? 53.79$ yup, first time ever to cost me over 50$.. gas prices are so gay they make me feel like striking brad pitt in the face.. next subject

i went to the bees game last week with my home skillets just chillin in the outfield right next to my fav player D BROWN! dont know him, but we sit behind him every game and when he caught a pop fly i screamed "YEAH D BROWN YOU'RE MY HERO!!" .. the good man turned around, smiled, and threw me his ball he just caught. who caught it? Dillon Lee Jones due to a misjudgement on my part of where the ball was going to decline. go dillon! heres some proof of the evening.

Boston Celtics won, and the Utah jazz game is currently in process. I am watching it with Steven Mark at the moment.

My father just came to the railing and lectured me on how i need to eat the pie that he purchased.

SYB!! it was nice to see post some..posts? again! good for you. i am a syb fan if anyone hasnt realized that by this point. big tex 4 life.

went galfin with stephen and tyson the other day...it was multi fun. we played with a man named dan. Dan was a good guy, i enjoyed his company and he enjoyed steve. heres some golf pictures + one of a baby

(yes, that was my ball believe it or not) if you dont believe me, then i dont give a flying flip about you comprende?

2008-05-06T09:47:00.000-07:00

This blog has been removed by Cameron Scott Hamilton Henderson Richardson Charleson Miltinson Shwartszky Gretzskey Davidson Ryther the 3rd to the 4th power twice removed formerly known as "The Diesel" due to 4 reasons.
1. Angry siblings
2. Bears
3. Beats
4. Battle Star Galactica

Adam Sandler

2008-04-24T12:10:00.002-07:00

Great guy, i seem to love every movie he is in. He is hilarious. Love the sarcasm and all. also he has a more emotional side, Lots of people probably dont think he can pull off a serious movie...well...THINK AGAIN.
Reign Over Me, (Rated R for strong language and no reason at all)fantastic movie.

i bought it because i lost the first copy which did not rightfully belong to me, so i had to replace the lost "Reign Over Me" with a brand new one and i pulled it off pretty well. i'll tell ya though, it wasnt easy. later that day i found the old one so now i have a movie. wohoo.
Mr Deeds, Great film.

Happy Gilmore.

The Longest Yard

Yup, all good movies. Thats just a few. Show Adam Sandler some respect.

Best music ever.

2008-04-21T10:43:00.000-07:00

...Third Eye Blind

This is the best band ever. by far. hands down muchacho. (i realize the guy on the far right with long hair looks like a douche bag, but give him a chance..)
Zero bands have more amazing songs then Third Eye. If you dont like Third Eye Blind then i will fight you. Just to name a few songs they have
Jumper
Anything (favorite song of the day)
Crystal Baller
Never Let You Go
Blinded (when i see you)
Deep inside of you
Misfits
Ode to Maybe
SLOW MOTION
Semi-Charmed Life
Graduate
God Of Wine
those are just some of my favorites. but im just saying...if you do not listen to at least one third eye blind song a day...then your life is not complete.

oh and i will fight you

ps i am really having a hard time respecting the guy on the very right hand side of the picture. His appearance makes me want to strike him right in the face. but still, fantastic artist. he may be even better then michael angelo. i dont know though im not columbo

The hoe named snow

2008-04-16T18:47:00.000-07:00

uh .. k so i wake up this morn and i go outside........my car has freakin frost all over it and there is like two inches of snow on the ground, ITS APRIL which is kind of a depressing month for it to be snowing. The sky was blue, sun was shining though so i figured it would be a nice day.
yeah no it was snowing most of the day. blue skys + snow? make sense? no...hi im cameron i thought i had the world semi figured out but i guess not. yeah i go to the wash and im just chillin there with Steven "the clock" James and Tyson "ronald" Mcdonald and its still snowing.. yet cars are still getting car washes. w t f ? ? ? interesting day. im not actually mad about the situation im more shocked at the fact that human beings are still spending money on getting thier cars washed while its snowing. its like getting a car wash with a huge mud puddle right at the end haha. i want to approach the people and say:

"uh hi my names cameron im roughly 17.9 years old, if you asked people if i was a good kid they might say yes, maybe no. I dont know im not columbo...the fact of the matter is its snowing outside rendering a car wash useless to you as soon as you exit the carwash premises. Go ahead and save yourself the money and spend it un-wisely somewhere else...perhaps you can drive across the street to mad greek and get yourself a gyro. Gyro's are tasty and then you will be one step closer to joining the 31% of americans that are obese! quick example of an obese american...

you get the main bullet point of the presentation. i will go over them to simplify it though for those of us that are...nice people :)

1. Snowing + blue sky + 0 clouds.
2. People who pay for a car wash which is useless after the 3 minutes of car wash tunnel fun is up.
3. Gyro's are good

SICK

2008-04-14T05:17:00.001-07:00

yeah i have been sick for roughly a week now...it sucks. i have missed school every day including today, i cant ever sleep, and i cough constantly. I have gone through like 8 bags of cough drops, and im just going to estimate ive had like 300 actually "drops." Watched Hot Rod (Most likely the best movie ever made) like 15 times and thats saying a lot considering sarah has had it in provo for roughly 6 out of the 9 days ive been sick.
Somehow i went on a date with bailee on friday and then hung out saturday too, makes zero sense....but at the time i didnt feel too sick, just a little.
i guess my main points are:
1. I have still played making dozens if not millions of people sick.
2. I am really sick im not faking it, thats not what i do..its not my thing.

Grinds my Gears

2008-04-08T05:42:00.000-07:00

1. People with those huge trucks that spit out black smoke on purpose because they think it makes them look like bigger men.

2. Kids that get those tiny honda civics and put shiny rims and huge mufflers on them.

3. When kids say "word" "nar" "narley" or "BRO"...you know those kids, you know you want to strike them too.

4. Oh those kids who walk around school in wife beaters wanting to fight people for no reason? haha

5. Chex Mix...

6. Eating at friends houses in front of thier families so no matter what you need to eat the food even if its nausiating.

7. people that say "recon" when dont even own a cowboy hat!

8. Grown adults that make such stupid commercials it probably loses business for them.

9. Those people who judge you for drinking caffine. haha

Great Picture, this does not grind my gears.

10. The Yankees

11. When the microwave makes like half your food scalding hot and the other half is still cold.

12. When girls from the ages of 7-14 roughly add an "a" after every word. for example "ok-a!" "stop ita!" ...you know? its crazy.

13. When people say pellow, its PILLOW.

14. or the same thing but with the word milk. its not melk.

15. Kids that wear nothing but hollister...get over it guys come on..

16. Iron Maiden, The band kids at my school ONLY wear Iron Maiden attire i swear.

17. Black liquorice

18. The people that have to come to a complete stop before turning right, it makes you slam on your brakes way way hard and its crazy annoying.

19. Hillary Clinton, Terrible person.

20. When you get into the shower and then it gets way way hot or way way cold and you cant get it just right.

21. Kobe Bryant really grinds my gears.

22. Communists.

23. When you want to go ride your bike but then when you start to ride it you realize there is a flat tire.

24. Birdwatchers.

25. John Sally and his attempt to make a disney movie.

26. The Brothers Grimm..terrible film

27. Those talk show hosts that wear the small shirts and prance around the stage like they're some kind of Conan O'Brien.

28. Babys that strive on world domination and will later fall in love with a rough trick named Jim.

29. People who judge other people on how green thier grass is.

30. The fuss over Zupas, it tastes like garbage.

31. Fat kid shirts, such as

32. People that snap thier fingers to get your attention.

33. When people flick you on the head...haha

34. Neighbors that call the cops on you for firing a bow and arrow into thier yard.

35. When teachers try to make themselves feel powerful by controlling kids.

36. Police officers that think they are hard for pulling you over. After all, they are the ones with a gun right?

37. Silly Utah kids that think they can rap.

38. Those kids who take pictures with thier camera phones with thier shirts off in front of the mirror and then post them on myspace....seriously can you get any more desperate? ...for example

39. Douche bags..i have the perfect example right here

oh hey look another douchebag

The Wash

2008-03-29T15:59:00.001-07:00

The wash is like 23% of my life so i decided i should talk about it and let everyone get a feel for how dope things are for 23% of my life.

Customers
I recently started working at the good ole wash again after being out for roughly three months due to an injury helping me discover other tragic wrongings in my fibula region. So when i returned to the wash i was stoked to finally get working again and it has been good so far but it reminded me of how ridiculous some human beings are. for instance, the people who have cars that are total piles of garbage....they seem to be the ones who are way way way cautious about us lining them up..pretty annoying huh. Sometimes we get cholo's that come in thinkin they're hot with thier SUPED UP HONDA CIVIC 4 Cyliner BRO...those always provide a nice chuckle in the middle of a hard days work. Often times we'll get those massive trucks that have been lifted 70 times and the drivers name is usually somewhere along the lines of Russ, or Chuck. The drivers of the trucks always have a cowboy hat on and they insist on sticking thier head out the window to line themselves up, because what do we know, we only work there right? I know, the customers are not dope but they are human beings too, with IQ's of about 45 and what some people might call "mentally retarded." Its ok though because my next subject really hits the spot.

Co Workers

I work with some crazy gentlemen..lets see...Steve James, Riley Turner, Jake Ericson, Tyson Mcdonald, and uh...this kid named Danny but nobody likes him so we dont let him work.
What do we do? well its slow like 90% of the time so we get a few lawn chairs out and chill in the sun, talk, longboard, hit golf balls into the construction zone of condo's being built as you read this, skate, have "time trials" on Razor scooters, drink glass bottles of coke and shatter them on brick walls haha, squirt gun fights with high powered guns that can puncture the skin of a rhino, ride through the car wash in the back of a pick-up truck, get on a skateboard and let the giant blowers blow us from one end of the wash to the other, burn cd's in the microwave, watch judge joe brown, toss around the ole' pigskin, oh and we also wash cars.

The Boss

Names William, but he prefers you call him Bill. He has had a tough life and he likes to go to dances still. Real nice guy you should meet him. When he is at the wash he makes us do things that are pointless but he wants his moneys worth outta us! He doesnt wash his car much which is strange since it costs him virtually nothing, but you should respect him anyways or else i'll judge you. Loves cheesy bread and Riley, partially because he is brothers with Leaf and so he is the next closes thing to Leaf? Its really fun sucking up to Bill because he just smiles and doesnt realize whats going on.